From the Mouths of Babes

Don and Dane were at Scout Camp yesterday. Deanna had gone to Nashville with a friend to sing at a Conference, so it was just me and Daelyn. I asked him if he wanted to go out for a date with me. He jumped at the opportunity and suggested lunch at the Mall, then a visit to Game Stop followed by a stroll through Barnes and Noble.

After a Chick-fil-A lunch and an unbelievably long and painful visit to Game Stop, we headed to the opposite end of the Mall to hit the book store. On the way, we passed by Victoria's Secret.

Daelyn: "Mom, just what IS Victoria's Secret?"

Me, walking faster and subconsciously moving Daelyn to the other side of me: "It's a women's lingerie store that also sells perfume and lotions . . ."

Daelyn: "No! I mean, what's the big secret? It seems to me it's all right OUT there."

Just can't see it

There was a news story on TV tonight about a family that's so large they have a Family Reunion once a month.

Just how do you do that?

"Okay, all of Sally Sue's family will gather in January, Polly Wolly's in February, Mike and Mark's in March . . ."

Doesn't that kind of defeat the whole point of Family Reunions?