They're ALL confused!!

Daelyn:  "Mom, what's for dinner tonight?"
Me:  "Pork loin."
Daelyn:  "Oh, darn."
Me:  "What's wrong?"
Daelyn:  "I just wish you'd cook something other than chicken sometimes."

Later . . .
Deanna:  "What's for dinner?"
Me:  "Pork loin."
Deanna:  "Isn't that from, like, around the crotch area?"
Me:  "Do you mean 'groin'?"

Later still . . .
Don:  "So, we're having chicken crotch for dinner, I see."

And people think THEIR families are weird!